This is post #200.
You know the ones. May be odd, may be funny, may be penetratingly true. For example:
My daughter tried out for a school play. I love my kids, but their interest in doing things that I'll have to attend is getting annoying. -@moooooog35
I'm used to calling myself black. Calling myself African American now is too hard -- it's like switching to the metric system. -@BeeMacDee1950
I should learn what Spanish words mean before I say them.... -@KayleeT
I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere. -@kirkdiedrich
I was a highly paid software sales executive for decades but now I'm doing what I really love: Taking the first fucking job I was offered. -@buck4itt
If I'm ever accused of a crime, my Google search history isn't going to help matters. -@gonnakillhim
While someone is speaking to me, 80% of my inner dialogue is just wondering if my face looks interested. -@kellyoxford
It's a yogurt-based economy. The only thing that works together in Greece is eyebrows -@sethmeyers21
Our Basset Hound once jumped out a 2nd story window after a cat in the yard. Ears flapped like wings as she sailed down to the ground. -@KarenGowen
Dead horses caused HBO to cancel Luck? Man, I hope they're properly looking after the dragons on Game of Thrones. -@jessicakiang
This series is called #nitTWITS. It consists of sketch comedy inspired by funny or interesting tweets. Amber Tozer and Mark Sayre created the series, which is produced by Fantom Mechanic.And to the Academy: "You don't like me. You really don't like me." -@AlbertBrooks
The following episode came from the tweet:
Yes the "women and children first" rule still applies when there is a murderer in the house. -@tracy_marq
2 comments:
I couldn't believe it when there was a real murderer there.
Very funny.
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