Scott Emmons is a writer of light poetry.
Here's a short film which consists of a reading by Emmons of his poem "Once Upon a Weekend Dreary...", which is itself a parody of Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven," but no less enjoyable for all that.
It has also been referred to as "The Best Telemarketer Prank Ever," though I'd rate Jerry Seinfeld's attempt ahead of this.
