"Movie: The Movie"

Finally. A movie which has everything you ever wanted in a movie. Starring:

Matt Damon
George Clooney
Helen Mirren
Gary Oldman
Cameron Diaz
Samuel L. Jackson
Christolph Waltz
Ryan Phillippe
Jessica Alba
Taylor Lautner
Antonio Banderas
Edward Norton
Josh Brolin
Colin Farrell
Nolan Gould
Charlize Theron
Tom Hanks
Bryan Cranston
Jeff Goldblum
Martin Scorsese
Emily Blunt
John Krasinsky
Jessica Biel
Jason Bateman
Kevin James
Tyler Perry
John Goodman
Kate Beckinsale
Danny De Vito
Don Cheadle
Meryl Streep

No, I'm not kidding. Watch the trailer here, where it is introduced by an ad for vodka, and Jimmy Kimmel.